Tuesday, 7 July 2009

TranSLATE 2

Nae Caranfil`s E pericolo sporgersi. Simply brings a smile to my face so I have to include it here.


-And now you want to show me your vinyl collection, or what?
-I understand you are making a pass on our girls, right?
-Have we met before?
-For your sake, we`d better not! That`s all I`m sayin`...
-You want something from me?
-Yeah! I want you to leave this girl alone! She`s mine.
-Which girl?
-You know all too well. The one that`s just left.
-So, you`ve been listening?
-No...but I know she`s been here. Why...just because we allow you in our town to do your service, you think you can have a go at our girls?
-For now, the only one having a go is you...at me!
-HEY! Watch it! I`ve done three years of boxing as a kid, if you`ll tick me off I`ll make you bleed!
-Be....careful what you say. I`m wearing a uniform and that might spell trouble for you.
-I`ve tried to argue with you from man to man, but is seems like you don`t want to...
-Maybe you want to meet the rest of the patrol?
-Maybe you want to meet my brother, who is into karate...there`ll be blood, I tell you!
-Maybe you need a beating up!
-I tried to argue sensibly with you...
-You want a fight?
-Be careful...
-Fight?
-If you touch me, I`ll break your glasses you son of a bitch!
-Who do you think you are, talking like that about mum?
-And why are you acting tough?
-You`ll see what I`m made of...
-Why did you hit me?
-Who....who hit you? Me...?
-Yes, you...you wanted to hit me. Why did you want to do that. Why?
-D....don`t make me loose my temper!
....
-You damned Bucharest scum!

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